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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Ridikzappa 1:08 Sun Jul 23
Viagra - the idiots guide
How does it work?

Does one take it 20 minutes before sex?

What happens if you are on date and are unsure of when sexual liaisons will take place?

Can you buy it on the net or do you need to see a GP?

What happens if you take it and then fall asleep?

How the does it work?

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IsaacHock 11:13 Mon Jul 24
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Mrs Ted Fenton is reportedly 'delighted' with the results. Half a tablet before bedtime has cured him of pissing on his moccasins during the night.

Bungo 9:29 Mon Jul 24
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Queens Fish Bar 9:13 Mon Jul 24

"Easy buy cialis on the internet.

Effects last a couple of days but less strong on the second day."
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Random factoid - When Cialis was launched on the continent (several months before the UK), it quickly became known a 'le weekender' as it's effects last so much longer than Viagra.

The idea was that if you took it at the right time, one dose could last you for a whole weekend's bonking.

Aye thank yew.

Queens Fish Bar 9:13 Mon Jul 24
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Use them to counter the risk of drug dick when on the gear.

Easy buy cialis on the internet.

As others have said, pop one and then a while after you have boner on demand.

Effects last a couple of days but less strong on the second day.

I only use half a regular pill as I don't have problems otherwise.

think I read somewhere that regular use builds some tolerance.

VirginiaHam 11:36 Sun Jul 23
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Fifth Column 10:43 Sun Jul 23

Tragic's a good word. I came here for a laugh, and he's suddenly, on a Sunday afternoon got nothing better to do than harass me.

Pathetic.

Mart O 11:32 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Ag !

I've used it once too. Works but the sensation is just not the same. Christ, we're a pack of old fuckers really.

Noah 11:24 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Try Viagra eye drops.


They make you look hard.

Fifth Column 10:43 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Virginia

PD is just a tragic little man - the closest he got to a wife was when he hired his ladyboy for the whole weekend rather than just for the usual Friday night hand shandy.

Northern Sold 10:40 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
I had one... my neck got a bit of crick.... and errrr... I then errr... got a bit of wood for 10 mins and.,,,, errrr.... I errrr... got... err shit

stewey 9:49 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Tried it once didn't swallow it quickly enough ,i had a stiff neck for days.

lab 9:44 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
I swallowed one instead of my sleeping tablet . I ended up taking 40 wanks.

Fresh 6:45 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
I prefer Viagra eye drops, they make you look fooking well hard.

VirginiaHam 6:33 Sun Jul 23
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Private Dancer 5:37 Sun Jul 23

What's wrong with asking for help, or having a laugh, or generally feeling happier with life?

Since you have to post stuff as miserable as that you made need to seek medical attention.

Private Dancer 5:41 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Everything with you seems to be either sympathy or I need some help. It's either the ex-wife, or me and the lad desperately need tickets, flying in from the States. Gone on for a bit too long now to be fair.

Private Dancer 5:37 Sun Jul 23
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VirginiaHam 5:04 Sun Jul 23

Too much detail. No longer mourning the ex wife then? I've always had you down as a bit of a fraud, no offence.

VirginiaHam 5:04 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
I've used Viagra before, when I know there are a few glasses of red in my future.

Absolutely guaranteed that the red wine will not interfere in the evening's entertainment and my hampton is an absolute monster the next morning. The current blonde is very pleased. She gets shagged to death and is only capable of a blowjob in the morning. Happy all around.

joe royal 4:05 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Had those jelly things a few times , pretty good.

Roby 2:41 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Tried Cialis a couple of times.

Gives you a very decent permanent semi for two or three days solid.

Can then go at it easily five or six times a day.

I'm guessing for older blokes or people who have had nerve damage from surgery or problems with circulation etc it'd be a fucking miracle.

chim chim cha boo 1:49 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
'What happens if you take it and then fall asleep?'


One thing's for sure, you won't roll out of bed in the night.

eswing hammer 1:46 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
"Probably "

eswing hammer 1:45 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
You're probley right there zeb,youre probely right!

zebthecat 1:13 Sun Jul 23
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eswing hammer 10:43 Sun Jul 23

That is merely the beer goggles effect

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